Bin Laden Face In Karachi; May Turn Self In
Reports of Osama Bin Ladens where this week took a new turn when a Pakistani woman reported that a tall man in a white robe with matching turban his head on a low doorway hit.
The woman’s suspicions about the identity of the man were further awakened when she noticed the entrance that led to a recording studio.
To avoid suspicion, she approached him without revealing who she thought he could be.
Are you right? she asked, with indifference reduced.
No, he said. How can I be good? Except just cracking my head on this low doorway, Im Osama Bin Laden.
Really? She answered and thought of the $ 25 million reward to turn it on, as well as her opportunity to contribute to the triumph of justice.
Yes, he continued. I did not get it because I fled Tora Bora because it’s even hard for me to come out long enough to make my audio tapes.
Me, oh my wife said: Everybody thinks you are in remote areas near the Afghan border.
Youd think Theyd knows better, he trusted. How can a spoiled rich boy like me live for so long without any convenience that only a city can offer, such as a dialysis machine to keep me alive and deduct food.
That makes sense, she agreed.
Yes, it does, but there is no danger that the authorities will find out where I am, because every time I take a band we filter out the sounds of the city, like horns and sirens.
It’s very smart, she said. You think that when they see the tapes being filtered, they may guess you in a place where there are background sounds.
Let’s just hope they do not catch. I do not want them to get away from my next surprise move.
Oh, a surprise move, she cried out. Do you want to tell me about that?
No, he told her, because then it will no longer be a surprise. But look. I’m not going to turn Karachi completely. I long for metropolitan delicacies in the more developed capital cities of the world. Now, if you excuse me, start my recording session.
Then he waited goodbye and repeated the doorway, this time he remembered to duck.
The woman, excited for shortness of breath, went straight to the nearest police station and reported her amazing interaction.
The police immediately launched a Karachi-wide search for Bin Laden. He asked him to follow him as part of their seemingly somewhat porous terrorist tow.
However, they were shocked when Bin Laden called the police headquarters the next day and offered to switch him on.
When asked why he had made the decision when the police, many of their religious Muslims, were doing their best to help He evaded and he replied: I can not do it anymore. To hide, afraid to go outside for a conversation with a stranger who can report me, and spend my time with me four women when I could put in a topless club in America, like the martyrs who I sent to fly airplanes in American buildings, did just before their big sacrifice. Worse still, one of my wives told me that I might have misunderstood the Quran because she reminded me that ‘Islam’ means peace. Praise God, I did not, or I need to connect myself.
Well, if you insist, the police told him.
I knew for sure in a day or two, Osama replied: I do not want to do it and regret it later, especially when I’m hanged up.
This is very understandable, respectful sheikh, answered the Pakistani police official. Then he added a reassurance that undoubtedly had Pakistani President Musharaff, his much wiser leader and devoted American ally in the war on terror. We need to shed the city for you. Before hanging up, tell us your address, so we make sure you avoid it.