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Stardust

Stardust Based on the novel written by Neil Gaiman and director by Matthew Vaughn, STARDUST(http://www.stardustmovie.com/) has starred movies like Claire Danes, Charlie Cox, Sienna Miller, Ricky Gervais, Jason Flemyng, Peter OToole, with Michelle Pfeiffer and Robert De Niro(http://www.stardustmovie.com/site.htm). On August 10, 2007, Stardust Movie is in England and goes to la-la-land, another magical world, as […]

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A Revised History pasta

A Revised History pasta While Marco Polo, a Venusian, generally receives credit for noodles in China, recent research suggests that Italian pasta in all its glamorous varieties was actually discovered earlier in Rome, and almost accidentally discovered. , by a remarkable unlikely epicurean called Julius Amplonius, with the help of an invader barbaris called Klunk, […]

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Avant Garde Composer creates new piece, called Making Popcorn

Avant Garde Composer creates new piece, called Making Popcorn American avant-garde composer, who has taken his inspiration from the most upstart composers of recent times, made a piece at Carnegie Hall entitled Popcorn last night. The Boston Pops Orchestra, who gave the assignment, left the stage to make way for the show. Stagehands then worked […]

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Baby Boomers Moderate Exercise; Note Skinny of Seniors In Marathon

Baby Boomers Moderate Exercise; Note Skinny of Seniors In Marathon Baby Boomers Moderate Exercise; Take note of scarcity of seniors in marathons. Boonboomers, who practice more than any generation before them, are thriving at orthopedic surgeons to hurt their nerves and joints. As news of the growing need for surgical intervention spread, a number of […]

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Berlosconi Get Spaghetti Plate In Face

Berlosconi Get Spaghetti Plate In Face Silvio Berlusconi, the media magistrate who became the outspoken Conservative Prime Minister of Italy, was recently handed a keurplate spaghetti to face. As you undoubtedly read, he lost a narrow race to a left-of-the-middle challenger, who had the deep-filled Berlusconi many times over. Although Berlusconi still contests the vote, […]

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Bin Laden Releases Another Audiotape: Hideout To Dark For Video

Bin Laden Releases Another Audiotape: Hideout To Dark For Video Bin Laden Releases Another Audiotape: Hideout Too Dark For Video Apparently, which can not contain its enthusiasm for the relatively beautiful and unsuspecting people who make up much of the Western world, the misinformed mediaeval released another release. drearily threatening audio tape. Since the combined […]

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Birds of a Feather

Birds of a Feather What is not a group term for birds? Herd Flight Full. Swarm Swarm TBD: Several insects can collectively be called a swarm, but not birds! Which of these is a fear of birds? Aleorophobia AstraphobiaOrnitophobia C. Ouranophobia Ornithophobia TBD: Although aleorophobia was near, it is a fear of chickens! Astrafobie is […]

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Bush Sets In addition to Hawaii as Nature Conservation; Residents Head For

Bush Sets In addition to Hawaii as Nature Conservation; Residents Head For Bush Sets Aside Hawaii As Nature Preserve; Residents Head of California One thing you can say about George Bush, if the man decides to do something, does not seem to be moderation, whether it’s a badly advising constitutional amendment, a dubious war or […]

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Bush Vetoes Charcoal Grill Bill; Cites carbon as basic component

Bush Vetoes Charcoal Grill Bill; Cites carbon as basic component Bush Veto’s Charcoal Grill Bill; Cites Carbon as Fundamental Component of All Life As expected, George Bush exerted his veto and deleted the controversial Charcoal Grill Bill that passed the Senate and the House, growing pointer over the promise of science without brave enough votes […]

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By plane or by car; On-Screen Entertainment Travels With You

By plane or by car; On-Screen Entertainment Travels With You by air or by car; On-Screen Entertainment Travels With You Entertainment and travel have been integrated today more than ever before. In fact, two air services, JetBlue and Song, use in-flight entertainment as a top-selling point with consumers. JetBlue was the first carrier deployed in […]

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Comedy Podcasts

Comedy Podcasts Many podcasts are available to subscribe and watch in a variety of genres, and one of these is the comedy podcast. Every small scale wannabe writer has the opportunity to become a comedian by podcasting, as the low access cost allows people to start podcasting with minimum effort and money. To find some […]

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Democrats Search For Platform; Find it in FDR’s Cellar

Democrats Search For Platform; Find it in FDR’s Cellar Democrats Search For Platform; Find it in the cellar of FDR The Democratic Party, who witnessed the election weakness in the war-torn Republican Party, launched an intensive search for a platform that could lead to a rejuvenation of their own unforeseen and widely unattractive party. Clearly, […]

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Dick Cheney signs in at Dale Carnegie; Updates Curriculum

Dick Cheney signs in at Dale Carnegie; Updates Curriculum Vice President Cheney, on returning from a visit to former Soviet bloc countries, during which he criticized Russian President Putin in extraordinarily direct, if it is correct, terms find himself suffering as a result of shortness of breath. Looking forward to consulting a doctor immediately did […]

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Ehud Olmert, Managing Director, Lances Inflammed Boil; The goal is to infectDrink

Ehud Olmert, Managing Director, Lances Inflammed Boil; The goal is to infectDrink Ehud Olmert, MD, Lances Inflammed Boil; Objectives to drain infection Note that the inflammatory behavior of Hizbollah and Hamas is increasingly sharp, Ehud Olmert, MD. In this case, Military Doctor decided that he should boil the boil immediately. The life-threatening activities of Hezbollah […]

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Europeans Pers Iran; Present Cartoon Of Bombs Dropping On Nuclear

Europeans Pers Iran; Present Cartoon Of Bombs Dropping On Nuclear Europeans Press Iran; Present cartoon of bombs falling on nuclear plants. European negotiators, the intention to reach a peaceful agreement with Iran on its controversial nuclear program, have been applied to a tactic that has recently been proven to be the most reliable way of […]

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Government Monitors Telephone Bills; Once Paid The Half

Government Monitors Telephone Bills; Once Paid The Half The National Security Administration, which acknowledges that it has monitored the phone bills of millions of Americans, decided to relieve the disturbed population by paying half of every US phone bill. While consumers praised the action, the reaction to Capitol Hill was mixed, with Republicans saying such […]

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Halloween Howler

Halloween Howler What rock star worked as an engraver before starting his musical career? Roy Orbison Billy Joel Mick Jaggar Rod Stewart What famous rock star worked as a tomb before he started his musical career? Rod Stewart TBD: It was not The QuizQueen’s guess, but that’s what the research says! What tradition was NOT […]

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Spanish Immigrant Demonstrates; “Illegal” Not In Spanish Dictionary

Spanish Immigrant Demonstrates; “Illegal” Not In Spanish Dictionary Spanish immigrants demonstrated by the thousands about what they claim are their right to become citizens of the land of the gringo. While welcoming the efforts of all who want to become a citizen of our free and impenetrable nation, we pointed out that no distinction is […]

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Humanist Terrorists Nabbed In Miami; Planning for Explosive BooksPlant

Humanist Terrorists Nabbed In Miami; Planning for Explosive BooksPlant Humanist Terrorists Nabbed In Miami; Plans to Plant Explosive Books A group called humanist terrorists has been arrested by the FBI in a collision strike in Miami. The terrorist cell, claiming affiliation with the Mid-Atlantic Terror Group All-Libraries, was infiltrated by an FBI operator. The leader […]

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In response to Miniaturization, to get Human hands Smaller

In response to Miniaturization, to get Human hands Smaller Scientists report that human hands, which are currently struggling with ever smaller keypads and buttons on high tech paraphernalia, have started to grow smaller. Unfortunately, the adjustment has not yet been completed, and most people are still busy with normal hands. As a result, they must […]

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Independence Chorus

Independence Chorus What event do Americans celebrate with a national holiday on July 4th? George Washington’s birthday King George III’s ascension to the throne of England Formal adoption of the Declaration of Independence of England Official Signature of the Declaration of Independence Formal Adoption of the Declaration of Independence from England SUBJECT: The Official signature […]

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Internet, which started as tech magic, ended As Ad

Internet, which started as tech magic, ended As Ad Internet, starting as Tech Wizardry, ends as Ad Wizardry The internet, which began as the inspiration and implementation of technical wizards, apparently ended as the ad writer playground. Testify of the uninterrupted publicity of such internet producers as Google Adwords. And where can you also click […]

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Iran accepts European Nuke Deal: Include instructions on how to

Iran accepts European Nuke Deal: Include instructions on how to Iran Accept European Nuke Deal: Include instructions on how to make an A-bomb European countries negotiating with Iran on its core program, initially the upward threat offered, a free nuclear reactor for light water. However, the president of Iran responded by shining, offering a “colonial” […]

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Iraq opens suicide bomber range; Call it twice blessed paradise express

Iraq opens suicide bomber range; Call it twice blessed paradise express Iraq Open Suicide Bomb Range; Call it twice blessed Paradise Express In an attempt to reduce the loss of life and limbs through suicide bombings, the Iraqi government opened a suicide bomber series. The government’s intention is to urge all those who are determined […]

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Iraqi Insurgents In Secret Talks; Admit May Be Fighting Wrong

Iraqi Insurgents In Secret Talks; Admit May Be Fighting Wrong Iraqi Insurgents In Secret Talks; Admit May Be Fighting Wrong Enemy Iraqi insurgent groups, in secret talks with resourcefully pacifying President Jalal Talabani, admitted they may have been fighting the wrong enemy. Upon hearing the admission, President Talibani slapped his forehead so hard he fell […]