Pat Robertson Bely! God acted with Him; Tell Him


Pat Robertson Bely! God acted with Him; Tell Him

Pat Robertson Confessions! God acted with Him; Tell him he lost his mind.

After he reported that God told him, tsunami storms probably hit the American kiss this year. Pat Robertson shook his TV show and announced that God told me something else. and she’s something I did not want to hear. He said Pat, you lost your mind.

Of course I was surprised and asked why he would ever think of such a thing of me.

God asked: Did you report that I told you America should kill Venezuelan leader Hugo Chavez?

“Yes, I did it,” I acknowledged.

And have you recently told people what I told you that I will send terrible storms this year to seize the coastlines of America?

“Yes, I have,” I confessed again.

But Pat, ask yourself whether the kindness that people expect of me are, how could I have said those terrible things?

You mean you did not say that? “I asked.

” Heck, no! I have my reputation to consider. What I actually told you is the first point that America must invite the President of Venezuela to Washington to talk about things.

‘You have?’ I answered, swallowing hard.

Yes, Pat. And on the second edition I told you I had Katrina had enough of a hurricane hurricane and I wanted to keep the then devastating storms for the coming year. ‘

‘ Really? “

Yes, Pat. But what happened? You have heard incorrectly every message I’ve delivered. Now, as I know you would be very devoted to my dedicated servant, I can only assume you lost your mind.

Jep, Pat continued with his dedicated audience, that’s what God told me, and let me tell you. His mighty words made me wait. So I said: In the future I must listen more carefully.

But God has nothing to do with it. He was just too upset with me.

I appreciate your good intentions, Pat, but I can not take any more chances. My reputation is already too bad.

Then the Lord told me the worst thing I could imagine. “

Pat, I will not come up and talk to you.

” Oh God, no, please, I told him. I listen more carefully to your words with all my heart and mind.

“I know you have the best intentions, but I regret to say the next time we’re talking is when you arrive at the Pearly Gates. I need to find someone to appear who can get the story. But listen to Me, Pat. If you do exactly as I say, in my infinite grace, I will forgive you every wrong interpretation. And here’s what I say. If you ever think I’ve told you something in the future, tell yourself it can not true and you made it. Do you hear me, Pat?

Yes, God, I said to my Lord and Master. Not only do I apologize for any harm I may have through no conscious intention could do you beautiful and always undamaged reputation. “

Okay, good, God told me and stretched out his hand. I look forward to seeing you again in ten or twenty years.

Thank you, Your worship, see you, I told him.

Then we shook hands and he disappeared.

So let me just announce to my faithful listeners, it’s people. I will not make any announcements about what God told me. I received the message that I am now out of personal communication with the Infinite. From now on I am so much a creature of the finite world as you all are.

And I’m confident that God loves me and you more than ever because of this decision. So donate more generously than ever. “


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